12 odd-looking accessories you would never expect to see on the runway

Add a little razzle dazzle to your look with these picks

Share this article

Some of Spring/Summer 2022’s standout accessories are a little absurd and a whole lot of surprise – not unlike a surrealist work of art or true-blue objet d’art. Here, a highlight of the most head-turning examples offering some tongue-in-cheek answers.

Loewe

Credit: Loewe
1/12

Oops-just-stepped-on-something sandals with Duchampian ready-made heels – all part of Jonathan Anderson’s exploration of the hysterical in the everyday (as inspired by Italian Mannerist painter Pontormo, known for his works that distort perspectives) at Loewe.

Louis Vuitton

Credit: Louis Vuitton
2/12

Sunglasses to go from street to masquerade party from Louis Vuitton’s time-travelling “grand bal” of a collection.

Marine Serre

Credit: Marine Serre
3/12

At Marine Serre, vintage fabrics are scanned then reprinted onto crunchy popcorn textures that say “see and touch!” – and make one wonder about their provenance.

Schiaparelli

Credit: Schiaparelli
4/12

Belt buckles and buttons at Schiaparelli keep extra eyes and ears out for the wearer.

MM6 Maison Margiela

Credit: MM6 Maison Margiela
5/12

A trompe l’oeil of an Eastpak on a backpack – only at Margiela (or more specifically MM6 Maison Margiela).

Valentino

Credit: Valentino
6/12

Not a dramatic fan, but an equally fly bracelet clutch embroidered with swishy ostrich feathers at Valentino, where creative director Pierpaolo Piccioli aimed to celebrate humanity and “diversity in joyous ways.”

Simone Rocha

Credit: Simone Rocha
7/12

Feminine instinct growing in a pearlescent, faceted egg-slash-wristlet clutch at Simone Rocha (fun fact: the designer had given birth to her second daughter not long before the show last September).

Maison Margiela

Credit: Maison Margiela
8/12

Yes, that’s a chain-mail-style face mask created out of spectacle lenses – courtesy of Maison Margiela, where John Galliano’s starting point this season was the sport of electro-magnetic fly fishing and the carefree youths who do it.

Balmain

Credit: Balmain
9/12

Mega upsized watch bracelets move from wrist to waist at the triumphantly body-positive Balmain.

Undercover

Credit: Undercover
10/12

Too-cute cherry-shaped clutches with don’t-mess-with-me knuckle-duster-style handles at Undercover where Jun Takahashi has subverted the fashion of the ’50s and ’60s.

Acne Studios

Credit: Acne Studios
11/12

Acne Studios’ gilded safety pin purse – one of the most innovative and glamorous uses of the prosaic fastener we’ve seen.

Givenchy

Credit: Givenchy
12/12

A trick-or-treat bucket for art-loving adults from Givenchy, which has teamed up with American artist Josh Smith – known for his dark and irreverent works that blur the lines between good and bad taste – on prints and accessories such as this handbag.

This article was first published in FEMALE.

Share this article