I went for a vulva facial and almost had an orgasm

What the Rosebud Vajuvenation does

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Described as "an anti-ageing facial for your Brazilian", the Rosebud Vajuvenation treatment is meant to tighten, lift and firm the skin on the labia majora (fleshy outer lips of the vulva). It uses Thermal O2 technology -- a combo of radio frequency, vacuum suction and heat -- that's supposed to give an immediate tightening and lifting effect, increase blood circulation and improve skin texture and colour.

Reading about the benefits made me question: Could I get a younger-looking vulva?

The experience

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Honestly, I was expecting a zen spa-like atmosphere, but it was a no-frills environment – no scents, no music, just staff at the reception desk chattering the whole time. The therapist started the treatment without small talk or briefing. Lying on the treatment table, I felt like just another vulva she had to get through. So much for relaxation.

There was no fancy prelude, just straight to business. A thin layer of oil was applied to my vulva area, followed by rolling of the Thermal O2 machine applicator over it repeatedly. Something unexpected happened: the gentle heat, pressure and suctions applied around my genitals felt so pleasurable, my vulva felt like it was experiencing its virgin massage. Perhaps I should have mentally braced for this, because I got aroused.

Throughout those 20 minutes of bliss, my thoughts vacillated between “Oh yes, keep going, don’t stop” and “What sorcery is this?”. Amidst the brain-fogging pleasure, I had a real concern: how to prevent my arousal from escalating and stop myself from writhing in pleasure in front of the indifferent therapist. Also, I had fleeting thoughts about asking my husband to learn to replicate this mind-blowing sensation for me. What a turn-on it would be!

Alas, the machine stopped, and my pleasure and wild thoughts dissipated. The therapist coolly applied a cooling mask to my vulva area to soothe and hydrate it, while I kept my poker face and reflected on the wave of sensations I’d just felt.

The after-effects: vul-va-voom

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I wish I took before-after photos for keepsake, as my vulva looked like it had undergone a mini facelift, with smoother, plumper and rosier skin. Oh, it felt the love, alright -- so much so that it was buzzing for the next few days!

Aesthetic results aside, the treatment has strengthened my emotional connection with my lady parts.
My vulva has supported me through two decades of periods, two pregnancies and childbirths, positive sexual experiences, and the precious journey of womanhood. For all that, it deserves recognition and appreciation.
And there are many ways to care for my vulva, whether it’s regular moisturising or comfy cotton undies. Facials or no, less friction and more ventilation surely make for a happier, healthier vulva.

Rosebud Vajuvenation treatment is available at all Strip outlets, at $250 for a single session and $1,600 for a package of eight sessions. Note: Rosebud Vajuvenation is best done on hair-free skin and can be included as an add-on option post-AFT or Brazilian wax.

For more info on Strip’s Rosebud Vajuvenation, visit www.strip.com.sg/vajuvenation.