Everyone has one of these “giftees”, you know the one … She’s got everything. Luxe bag? Check. Latest cult fashion item? Check. Expensive jewellery? Check. A closet full of shoes? Check. A bathroom full of high-end beauty products? Check. So … what on earth can you get her for Christmas?
Well, thanks to luxury online retailer Net-A-Porter.com you can now splash out on one of five “experiences” that will apparently “treat the receiver to the absolute ultimate Net-A-Porter.com product and service” gift.
First there’s the Endless Shopping Bag … Yep, unlimited store credit for a year (you better have a very generous spirit for this one) that comes complete with a dedicated personal shopper to help her spend your money, exclusive previews and the ability to pre-order. Price? Unlimited, of course. Which hopefully means you can insist on a limit of some sort?
Next up ‒ and my personal favourite … just saying, hint, hint ‒ is the Shoes Every Week of the Year option. This costs £26,000 (around $53,000 ‒ oh my!) and you get the personal shopper, first access to new shoes and the ability to pre-order too.
Not a shoe person? How about The Bag Subscription? This one is monthly, you choose one bag per month, and again you get the personal shopper, first access to new bags and the ability to pre-order. This one is only £18,000, a mere $36,800. Total steal!
Is your giftee in need of some style advice? Then get her the Stylist for a Season, this is the “complete Net-A-Porter experience” which will help her build a dream wardrobe with the personal shopper plus access to What’s New first, exclusive previews and ability to pre-order. Oh, and this one has two prices, £15,000 or £30,000, so you can choose depending on how much help the need? Or maybe just how much you want to spend.
Finally, for the beauty obsessives there is the Ultimate Beauty Kit. This is actually the cheapest of the lot (I suppose you can’t really spend 50K on face creams after all) at only £2,000! But you’ll get a “bespoke kit of the must-have products and cult favorites perfectly suited to you” from Net-A-Porter’s beauty team.
So … which lucky friend or relative will get a “fantasy gift” this season? Me? I’m sending the link to the Shoes Every Week of the Year option to someone who owes me big time!