I’ve gone on dates, had flings and situationships, but never had a committed relationship. I’ve kissed a few guys, yet I drew the line when it came to hooking up. I chose to lead an unconventional, yet solid career path but I am perpetually single. I have a driver’s license, but at least I’m a 29-year-old virgin who can drive.
As much as I wish the last sentence was a joke, it’s really not.