The sassiest slogan t-shirts to match your chill weekend mood

We're just so sassed out right now

1/10

Sometimes, all you need is a little time out. Time out from work, from the family...heck, even your plus one can be a little too much to deal with. You’ve been working in the office all week and darn it, that pencil skirt was pinching at the waist.

Everybody needs me-time for a healthy life balance. Ergo, you shouldn’t feel guilty for wanting to spend all day indoors watching Gossip Girl on repeat. So what better way to express this “zero cares to give” attitude than a slogan tee to match.

Fear not girls, we’ve got you. You’re full of sass...and now so is your tee.

If Moschino says no...

2/10

Can we all please just take a moment to be able to say no when we want to say no?

No, we don’t want to go out and waste 100 dollars on three cocktails. No, we cannot be bothered to put a full face of makeup on.

Saying no is perfectly okay, especially when you need to recharge your own batteries. And what better way of saying no than saying it with Moschino.

Just Say Moschino t-shirt, $228 at Net-a-porter

To elevate both your sass and style check out out these epic platform boots. Or inject some cuteness into your current mood with these adorable mini clutch bags.  

Yeah...nice

3/10

This one word, combined with your bucket load of sass, is a slogan full of sarcasm. Yeah, that’s nice mum. Yeah, that’s a nice pointless text, BFF. Yeah...that’s a nice healthy salad you’ve got there, bro.

Nice is such an empty word which has been so overused, it virtually means nothing at this point. Perfect for our “do nothing” mood. Team this with some white slashed denim shorts and flipflops for the ultimate off-duty look. Nice.

Nice t-shirt, $32.40 by French Connection at SheShops

To elevate both your sass and style check out out these epic platform boots. Or inject some cuteness into your current mood with these adorable mini clutch bags.  

It was fun while it lasted

4/10

It really was fun while it lasted. But listen, we’re so over it that we’re already under it. Yeah, running around the city in heels was great but that was Thursday and it’s now Sunday sooooo, you see, that was so last week. Fun while it lasted, but we have zero cares left.

This long sleeved top will be the ultimate in comfort if paired with some soft joggers or even your redundant yoga pants. Yoga? Yeah, that was fun while it lasted, too...all of one month.

It was fun while it lasted long sleeved top, $19.90 at MANGO

To elevate both your sass and style check out out these epic platform boots. Or inject some cuteness into your current mood with these adorable mini clutch bags.

You suck less than most people

5/10

Because we’re just brimming with so much sass and we’re letting our hair down (and we mean DOWN), it’s hard to be nice to people. Paying someone a compliment really does take up too much energy right now. However, let’s not cross over the line to becoming an outright b*tch here, because nobody likes that girl.

So, if you can’t bring yourself to be sweet, then let your tee do it for you. Yes, you read right mister...you do suck less than most people. You should feel privileged you got that much! Take your colour cue from the red lettering and team this tee with some pillar box red super short shorts for kick-ass weekend attire.

You suck less than most people t-shirt, $38.01 at ASOS

To elevate both your sass and style check out out these epic platform boots. Or inject some cuteness into your current mood with these adorable mini clutch bags.  

Squad only (sorry dudes)

6/10

Sorry but, it’s a boyfriend-free zone tonight. It’s not that we don’t love you, it’s just...well...we need the girls, too. If he can’t understand your desire for some chill-out time, then stick on this cute crop vest top with high-waisted denim shorts and a pair of flatforms to ensure he gets the hint. Squad only required for the night...they just so get our sassiness.

Squad only vest top, $12.90 at H&M

To elevate both your sass and style check out out these epic platform boots. Or inject some cuteness into your current mood with these adorable mini clutch bags.  

Don't believe the hype

7/10

Can everyone just stop believing the hype, please. We’re so over it. What hype exactly, you may ask? Good question. Anything that means we have to function on a Saturday afternoon is just too much hype for us.

We’ve used our brains all week...let us switch off, would ya? This oversized sleeve tee will look great slung over some black leggings or ripped jeans and platform boots.

Don't believe the hype t-shirt, $25.70 by H! at Henry Holland

To elevate both your sass and style check out out these epic platform boots. Or inject some cuteness into your current mood with these adorable mini clutch bags.  

Contact Me (but not really)

8/10

At first glance, this tee may look like you’re in a “let’s chat” mood because you’ve got Contact Me printed across your back. However, the beauty of this is...they simply cannot contact you!

Your phone is turned off, your laptop is in the bottom drawer and unless they have a permanent white t-shirt marker on their hands, they actually can’t contact you. Wear with...whatever you darn well please. They can’t find you and they definitely cannot contact you. Sweet!

Contact Me t-shirt, $11.90 at Zara

To elevate both your sass and style check out out these epic platform boots. Or inject some cuteness into your current mood with these adorable mini clutch bags.  

All black everything

9/10

We are so addicted to black that this tee looks set to become a staple for us, forever. Black is slimming, easy to wear, hides stains (we did wonder where that splash of espresso went earlier) and goes with everything. Plus, it reflects our current mood. We’re all black everything right now. Wear this with...anything black, obviously.

Addicted to Black t-shirt, $14.90 at H&M

To elevate both your sass and style check out out these epic platform boots. Or inject some cuteness into your current mood with these adorable mini clutch bags.  

Nope, still not yours

10/10

Goodness, will he ever stop with the Whatsapps? Why is he calling? For when the ex just doesn’t get the 2017 memo, say it with a slogan instead. We recommend pairing this with some flattering skin tight leggings, snapping a selfie, then sending it back as a pointed response to his stream of messages.

That should help express your current feels. In the words of Taylor Swift...we are never ever getting back together. Like ever.

Not yours t-shirt, $19.90 at Zara

To elevate both your sass and style check out out these epic platform boots. Or inject some cuteness into your current mood with these adorable mini clutch bags.